Every battery deserves a good home

Every year, countless batteries are left on store shelves where they will remain for innumerable centuries. Don't wait another minute. Battery Abuse is a growing problem everywhere in the world. Batteries are being starved, beaten, and cast into the streets. Innocent batteries do not deserve to be neglected or forgotten. One solution that could put an end to battery abuse would be to create a battery shelter that takes in abused batteries and trains them to be service batteries for the physically impaired. In order to put an end to battery abuse, we need to take a stand and be heroes for innocent batteries. Put an end to this needless suffering and sign this petition to help create a battery sanctuary. Do your part to end this nonsense.

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