Free my uncle

So what had happened was my uncle summoned this thick farmer. But none of us knew why. Because like when did we ask? And then we find out that this farmer was summoned to swallow my uncle's lady! You wanna know how we found out? A lawyer called my dad and was like "Bro your sister-in-law just got swallowed by a THICCCCCCC farmer" and then my dad was like broski actually! So now he will be in jail unless we can get the entire world population +1 to sign the petition. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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