Stop Carlene's "cleanse"

We have to stop this madness. Carlene wants to stop drinking alcohol for a month! During freaking summer in the freaking French riviera! I mean wtf?! I would understand this if we were in Nome, Alaska but this is a terrible idea. Help me convince her to change her mind and at least shorten the cleanse to just two weeks.


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