Un-Ban People From Nation States
Kim Jong-un's Translator |
/ #5 Translation2016-07-30 00:17After deciding to deploy a DDoS, the moderators have recently transferred a battery of PAC-3 to the base of NationStates imperialist aggressor forces to the Illuminati from the U.S. Air Force's Kadena base, Okinawa. Earlier, the moderators have decided to deploy on a permanent basis arbitrary bans, which had entered the emails of many unsuspecting civilians, in the internets surrounding the game NationStates. The arrogant monkey moderaors are blustering that it would additionally deploy improved PAC-3 MSE, whose maximum effectiveness twice that of PAC-3 now deployed in the NationStates imperialist aggressor forces present in the Internet. I will smite these imperialist aggressors with the might of Korea and the speed of Chollima. I may not be able to target America, but the Australians' actions in creating and leaving NationStates alone is a trajesty. I will turn their PAC-3 MSEs against them and I will nuke them unless they unban everyone! - Kim Jong-un |
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