LazarBeam be our science teacher PLEASE!!!

Listen LazarBeam is a true dumb shit scientist!!! He deserves to be our science teacher much more that our present teacher Mrs. Kern. What we do now in science is just funny because it is never gonna help us in life and when we finish a unit we all forget what we learned. However if LazarBeam would be our science teacher we would actually learn important things that will help us in life and things that are interesting, unlike what we learn now: Space, Global warming, Hot the environment works etc. We don't need this!!! Please LazarBeam come to our school at least for a day be our teacher please, you know even if I learn actually important science only for one day I am still going to be happy, and not only me but all my class. Please Please!!! Also show our teacher how to teach real science!!

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