Rights for Almonds

Hello. I believe that almonds deserve more rights. What if the whole human race was but a colony of inanimate snack items in a tin can, whose only life purpose was to be eaten? How would that make you feel? Would you want it to be different? I think so. Almonds are highly discriminated against. Everyone picks the Cashews, because they're the more dominant species of tree nut. Almonds are like the kid left out and sitting by themselves at lunch. If you were that kid, how would it feel? Anyways, this petition was created with the goal of expanding the rights of almonds everywhere. The goal is the start small, and soon the billions of people on this planets favorite food will be almonds. Almonds are highly under appreciated and need some love. Let's get there!

From the AAS (Almond Awareness Society)    Contact the author of the petition