Nee tegen het koningslied
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/ #5002013-04-19 13:15Zoals Youp van 't Hek het heeft verwoord ... Het lekkerste nieuws kwam deze week van John Ewbank, de huisbard van Marco Borsato, die de muziek voor een liedje mocht maken dat verstandelijk gehandicapt en bejaard Nederland op 30 april voor de nieuwe koning gaat zingen. John liet het melodietje afgelopen dinsdag in De Wereld Draait Door horen en daarna ontploften Facebook en Twitter van de verontwaardiging. Dit was gewoon gejat van ene Matt Redman, een christelijke stadionzanger uit Amerika. Het melodietje leek niet op zijn lied 10.000 Reasons, het was het gewoon. Noot voor noot voor noot hetzelfde. De volgende dag kwam John terug bij Matthijs, kreeg het nummer te horen en in plaats van dat hij „sorry" zei en aankondigde dat hij gauw iets nieuws ging maken, vertelde hij schaamteloos dat het lied gewoon doorgaat. De commissie die deze Assurancetourix de opdracht had gegeven, gaat daarmee akkoord. Het zegt veel over ons land. Wij, volk van graaibankiers, spuitwielrenners, longkankerbevorderende politici, artsen die hun eed vergeten zijn, zorgverzekeraars die hun klanten vernederen, voedselsjoemelaars die de supermarkten volstouwen met ziektes, dat volk zingt op van Redman gejatte muziek een door henzelf in elkaar geflanst sinterklaasgedicht. En iedereen gaat akkoord met dit jatwerk. Niemand schaamt zich dat we dit doen. Het showbizzgepeupel zal uit volle borst meezingen. Alle Gordons en andere toppers zullen een aanslag op de trommelvliezen van Lex en Max doen. Misschien perst de nieuwe koningin er nog een traantje uit. Dat is goed voor de roddelbladenomzet. Is het een idee om die Emile Ratelband de maat te laten slaan? Met een skistok. Of zit hij dan al vast onder de bijnaam Ratelbrand? En de oude Zorreguieta? Die zit op 30 april lekker herinneringen op te halen met de paus! Op 1 mei mag hij ons land weer in. Eerste vraag die hij op Schiphol stelt? Mag ik hier roken? "Beetje dom", zeg Maxima, "om helemaal niks te veranderen als je een melodie jat voor het Koningslied." "Past wel bij ons", zegt Willem-Alex, "Wij zijn ook nep en niet echt eerlijk, haha, en hebben ook het geloof gebruikt om aan de macht te komen en te blijven; goed dat het volk zich dat effe herinnert en daar straks niet over gaat zeiken. Er is straks maar 1 Koning, en dat ben ik, whahaha, en wij stelen belastinggeld en doen hypocriet met micro-kredietjes." Het Kopie Lied van John Ewbank - Koningslied - DWDD - Official Dutch Kingsday Song for Inauguration & Coronation of New King Willem Alexander of Orange - 30th April 2013, The Netherlands - John Ewbank |
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