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Open Letter from Indiana University Bloomington Faculty re: Campus Protests and Arrests

Open Letter from Indiana University Bloomington Faculty To: The Indiana University Board of Trustees, Indiana University Alumni, and Concerned Citizens of the State of Indiana As faculty members of Indiana University Bloomington, we are appalled and ashamed by the militarized response to the peaceful campus protests against Israel’s war in Gaza. President Whitten and Provost Shrivastav authorized an unnecessarily aggressive reaction first on Thursday, April 25, and again on Saturday, April 27....

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Investigation and Prosecution of Those Individuals Responsible for Crimes Against Humanity

Investigation and Prosecution of Those Individuals Responsible for Crimes Against Humanity 29 September 2021 The International Criminal Court Office of the Prosecutor Post Office Box 19519 2500 CM The Hague The Netherlands And Ms. Karen Mosoti, or official replacement for the office of Liaison Office of the International Criminal Court to the United Nations 866 United Nations Plaza Suite 476 New York, NY, 10017 USA 212-486-1346/47/62 Email: otp.informationdesk@icc-cpi.int Dear...

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Petition to let Pop play Wemby against Portland on Friday 12/29

Due to Wemby's bad-ass performance against Portland on Thursday we hereby petition Gregg Popovich to play Victor Wembanyama on Friday night even though it's the second game of a back to back and Pop said he wouldn't play partly because Wemby stepped on a dumbass ball-boy in Dallas. Hereby and Soforth this petition is forever entered into the record. ...

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Including Antisemitism Awareness Training in Freshman Orientation

Antisemitism has exploded in the United States over the course of the last five years. American colleges and universities have become hotspots of antisemitic discrimination. In response to this rampant increase in anti-Jewish hatred, and in an effort to prevent this form of bigotry from growing on our campus, we the undersigned call upon the administration of Tulane University to include mandatory antisemitism awareness training in Freshman Orientation. While not often reported in national news...

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